Assquatch T-Shirt
Assquatch T-Shirt
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$23.99 USD
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Add some sass and nostalgia to your wardrobe with the Assquatch Parody T-Shirt! Featuring a clever parody of a classic design, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves cryptids, humor, and turning heads with bold fashion statements. Whether you’re out exploring the unknown or just lounging at home, this tee is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Witty Design: A playful twist on a familiar logo that’s sure to get laughs and double-takes.
- Supreme Comfort: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that buttery-soft feel.
- Durable & Stylish: With a retail fit, ribbed collar, and reinforced seams, it’s built to last through all your adventures.
- Ethically Made: Produced by Bella+Canvas with sustainable practices and no sweatshops.
Details:
- Fabric: 100% Airlume cotton (Heather options include a polyester blend for extra durability).
- Lightweight and breathable (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²).
- Tear-away label for no-itch comfort.
Perfect For:
Cryptid enthusiasts, fans of funny designs, and anyone who loves blending humor with effortless style.
Let your personality shine with a tee that’s as bold and unique as you are!
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |