Drink Coffee & Cuss Sweatshirt
Drink Coffee & Cuss Sweatshirt
For those who like their humor as dry as their bones, the Sarcastic Skeleton Sweatshirt from Real Life Threads is here to keep you cozy while delivering the perfect dose of wit. This unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt combines ultimate comfort with a design that lets everyone know your humor is alive and well… unlike the skeleton on your chest.
Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend, this sweatshirt is perfect for colder months when you want to stay warm but still serve looks. With a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape and no itchy side seams, it’s as comfy as it is durable. Whether you’re lounging, layering, or making sarcastic quips, this sweatshirt has your back (and funny bone).
Why You’ll Love It:
- Ultimate Comfort: Made with a cozy 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for the perfect mix of warmth and softness.
- Classic Fit: The crew neckline and relaxed fit keep it versatile for any occasion.
- Designed to Last: Double-needle stitching adds durability for your favorite go-to sweater.
- Ethically Made: Crafted using 100% ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for a low environmental impact.
- Sarcastic Flair: Perfect for showing off your dark humor while staying effortlessly stylish.
Product Details:
- Medium-heavy fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd²) ideal for cooler weather.
- Tear-away label ensures no irritation, just all-day comfort.
- Heather Sport colors available (60% polyester, 40% cotton) for added variety.
Whether you’re chilling at home or stealing the spotlight at your next outing, the Sarcastic Skeleton Sweatshirt is a playful, comfy must-have for anyone who embraces humor with a twist of sarcasm.
Grab yours today and let your wardrobe do the talking (or skeleton jokes).
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |