For those who like their humor as dark as their wardrobe, the Ray Of Pitch Black Sweatshirt from Real Life Threads is here to keep you cozy while delivering the perfect dose of existential humor. This unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt combines ultimate comfort with a design that lets everyone know you're the brightest light in the room—if that light is, of course, pitch black.
Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend, this sweatshirt is perfect for colder months when you want to stay warm but still embrace your dark and mysterious vibe. With a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape and no itchy side seams, it’s as comfy as it is durable. Whether you’re lounging, layering, or adding a little darkness to your day, this sweatshirt has your back (and your perfectly gloomy attitude).
Why You’ll Love It:
Ultimate Comfort: Made with a cozy 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for the perfect mix of warmth and softness.
Classic Fit: The crew neckline and relaxed fit keep it versatile for any occasion.
Designed to Last: Double-needle stitching adds durability for your favorite go-to sweater.
Ethically Made: Crafted using 100% ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for a low environmental impact.
Sarcastic Flair: Perfect for letting the world know you're a ray of pitch black in a sea of brightness.
Product Details:
Medium-heavy fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd²) ideal for cooler weather.
Tear-away label ensures no irritation, just all-day comfort.
Heather Sport colors available (60% polyester, 40% cotton) for added variety.
Whether you’re chilling at home or bringing your dark charm to your next outing, the Ray Of Pitch BlackSweatshirt is a playful, comfy must-have for anyone who embraces their inner darkness with pride.
Grab yours today and let your wardrobe do the talking (or brooding).
